i like picking strawberries
i like cream teas
and i like reading ghost stories
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
If you take longer than 5 minutes to text me back then expect the reply in 5 days because no one beats me at my own game
(via tokyosluts)
Kim Kardashian looks at her watch and becomes very concerned. Not because she is late, but because she cannot tell time.
(via 10000bc)
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
